Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Guy Rulez...
Got this from an email... I agree to a certain extent only. Ultimately, I think this is just an excuse. Personally I find that guys are harder to understand than girls. haha... (Note the numbering, '1' in order of priority.)
1. Men are NOT mind readers. (I am! haha... see earlier post.)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport and NO, we are not going to think of it this way. (Actually it is. Carrying bags is weight lifting.)
1. Crying is BLACKMAIL. (Erm... in case you guys don't know, a guy crying is more scary.)
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints DO NOT WORK!
Strong hints DO NOT WORK!
Obvious hints DO NOT WORK!
Just SAY it!
(I have to agree with this. Sometimes is not the guy don't know. Is just that he really don't want to take your hints. Think smart, act blur. haha...)
1. Yes and No are perfect answers to almost every question. (Of cos...)
1. Come to us if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (We are dependable but not minor minor things which you can solve yourself... we have other commitments too.)
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. (Eh... I am sure you know when you need a doctor. They are the professionals. Not us.)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. (Agreed... whatever spoken in the heat of the moment is not counted.)
1. If you don't dress like Victoria's Secrets girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. (Erm... depends on figure la... haha... I still want to swallow my meals.)
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. (Yar... no right answers for it.)
1 . If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one of the ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other. (Very, very true... girls don't seem to know this. I speak for all guys with regards to this. We want you to be happy!)
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know how best to do it, just do it yourself. (Yar... do it... if you need additional help just ask. We assist...)
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. (Provided its some soccer match finals or final episodes la... if not shld be ok... haha...)
1. Chistopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (I need road directions...)
1. All men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit. Not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (Ok la... I admit my vocab not as strong. But she is just trying to add colours to our life.)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it i just not worth the hassle. (Just tell us.)
1. If you ask a question, you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (Hmm... then why you ask huh?)
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really! (Just dress apropriately for the occasion.)
1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as baseball, shotgun formation or golf. (No la... you can ask but may not have answer...)
1. You have enough clothes. (Even if you don't have, you don't have enough wardrobe and hangers.)
1. You have too many shoes. (Even if you don't have, you don't have enough storage place or you don't need so many. Seriously.)
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape. (Er... Staying healthy and fit is important.)
Thank you for reading this, especially HER.
Yes, I know. I will go kneel on durians NOW...
Labels: livin, post, rules, together, understanding
10:47 AM
Got this from an email... I agree to a certain extent only. Ultimately, I think this is just an excuse. Personally I find that guys are harder to understand than girls. haha... 
