Thursday, February 28, 2008
Top 5 tell tale signs of your girl / boy wanting your attention
My very own list of "Top 5 tell-tale signs that your girlfriend wants your attention"!! Do check out if she falls into any...
1) You almost threw your shoes into your neighbour's house to keep the their pet cat quiet when you realized that it is your girlfriend beside you who is making those funny noises.2) The lunar 7th month (ghost festival) is not here yet, but you are already "seeing things". Your girlfriend starts walking back and forth in front of you while you are trying very hard to concentrate and read your papers.
3) Starts nibbling your ears until your team in Football Manager 2008 gets a thrashing defeat before you realized that half your ear is already gone and you just know who to blame for that lost.
4) Gives you a sudden hard whack on your back that gets you almost muttering out !$!#%#! when she just pouts, looks at you innocently and smile.5) You are totally engrossed in surfing the internet when suddenly the screen blacks out and your legs weigh a ton. Then you realized that your girlfriend had jumped onto your lap, blocking out the entire computer screen and leaving you surprise that your legs are still intact.Guys... so you should know what to do now...put your things aside and make a "little" time for her. "A neglected woman is an explosive waiting to blow up."
My very own list of "Top 5 tell-tale signs that your boyfriend wants your attention"!! Do check out if he falls into any... 1) You switched your handphone to silence mode when your "BOYFRIEND ALERT" ringtone keeps breaking the dead silence in the room especially when he seldom do that and you are always the one calling or smsing him first.
2) You are concentrating hard on your work when your boyfriend starts poking or tickling you for no reason whatsoever. You have no choice but to succumb to laughter and starts poking and tickling him back.3) He tries his best to start a conversation by coming up with a joke or certain topic / gossip that he thought might interest you. Yet all he can impress with is a really bad joke or absolutely nothing to talk about for that topic / gossip that he raised.4) Starts telling you about all the girls he can possibly mention to make you jealous especially if they are the pretty ones that you happen to know, despite fearing the possibilities of facing dire consequences.5) He tried the above 4 methods but fail to get your attention. Without you knowing it, your boyfriend walked away and starts doing his own stuff. This will continue until eventually you realize that he disappeared from your side. Fortunately or unfortunately, you will now go to him automatically. while he is now concentrating on his own stuff. You will then use one of the 5 tell-tale signs mentioned by HER to try to get his attention instead.
Girls... so you should know what to do now... just save him the trouble and start grabbing his attention. I know you need it.
"A neglected man is one who is waiting for an explosive to blow him up."Labels: 5, attention, five, livin, neglect, post, signs, tell-tale, together, top, want
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My very own list of "Top 5 tell-tale signs that your girlfriend wants your attention"!! Do check out if she falls into any...
My very own list of "Top 5 tell-tale signs that your boyfriend wants your attention"!! Do check out if he falls into any... 
